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annetony

> >Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around
> >the
> >nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
> >speed on
> >the long corridors.
> >Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
> >residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
> >
> >One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
> >
> >Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched 'STOP!', he shouted in a
> >firm
> >voice.
> >
> >'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her
> >handbag
> >and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said,
> >and
> >away Ethel sped down the hall.
> >As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
> >popped
> >out in front of her and shouted, 'STOP! Have you got proof of
> >insurance?'
> >
> >Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
> >
> >him. Harold nodded and said, 'Carry on, ma'am.'
> >
> >As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Gerry
> >stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable
> >erection
> >in his hand.
> >
> >Oh, Good grief,' said Ethel, 'Not the breathalyser again!

Tony.

oops!! should have been in jokes and trivia, cant seem to move it into there Embarassed

can anyone do it for me, thanks