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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
When you awake to a new day (albeit 1 hr longer than normal don`t forget the clocks), a day nearer to the return of him who is revered in growing circles(I bet the crafty old sod is looking at this and laughing up his sleeve) as promised is immenent, sieze control of your emotions, sleep well, dream of being reunited, the day will dawn soon!
I wonder if Engle Humperdink wants a publicist to reawaken his career?
Malc
______________________________________________________________ Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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[quote:b0b56601e6="Anonymous"] So did he forget to change his clock?[/quote:b0b56601e6] sorry forgot to log in! tis me Raine! Hm and i thought anonnymousse was someones name
Pusser in love, be still my aching heart it can't be me he isn't here
Is it just another old dear?
[color=darkred:645d467d71][size=18:645d467d71]Perhaps he is lying on his cot
Scratching at his fluffy b*t
A fresh lit fag between his lips
As he swivels those mighty hips
But no alas tis not he its just my wife does she love me?[/size:645d467d71][/color:645d467d71]
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I know Mike I can see out of both ears two, or is that surround vision?
What a mistake to make, putting the same entry in twice, try that on a Saturday night.
Must dash now dinner to make for the mighty her indoors, mind if pusser were here he would get a bit (of dinner) the mighty swishing sounds are the donning of the Apron
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I reckon it will be Tuesday morning. Really sorry I have been awol but I was a couple of weeks ago quite ill on Zyban as I tried to stop smoking. Having some days off while self employed simply means I was inundated with work afterwards. Then my daughter was in hospital with suspected preeclampsia so everything went to the wind while that was going on. She is going back home to day with an estimated 9 pound baby inside. Christ, that will make her eyes water. They were going to induce on Sunday but as she had a horror of producing Damon III, she managed to hold off long enough to get better.
I'm still unusually busy at present which is good for money but no good for lazy people like myself.
Many thanks for the concerns on here and emails. I did respond to M&D on the website but I hardly go there anymore so it was not until sometime later that I saw the posting.
I shall be in short supply for a little while longer, partly as the baby is imminent, (my daughter not another porta pottie failure) until I get on top of the work. My trouble is that once I start nattering on here, I get addicted and then work suffers.
Still have not gone through all the posts but that will have to wait til weekend as I am off to Devon tomorrow for my Dad's 92 birthday and latest grandchild due any day now.
My other daughter, husband and three grandchildren are coming for Christmas and once again I have been authorised to cook the Christmas dinner. I always do a dance, having filled my body with Bristol Cream, with the naked uncooked turkey prior to the serious job of cooking it. The grandchildren love this rictual unlike the missus. Not sure whether to buy a man turkey or a lady one but as most of the family like breast rather than leg, I may plump for the fairer sex.
May I remind you its breast awareness week although personally I am aware 24/7 and keep abreast of the latest breakthroughs.
Poor old motorhome is laying lonely on the driveway probably feeling unwanted but we are planning to have a few day trips and maybe a weekend away from time to time to stop the tyres rotting.
Be back at the weekend and will respond to some posts as best I can and I am extremely sorry my techinical knowledge has been missing for so long.
Catch up with you all soon and wish you all, very safe journeys.
Any proof of gas attacks since i have been away?
Love to all Puss
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There you go - family commitments tend to take over and [u:a5a6ba2af9]are[/u:a5a6ba2af9] more important than motorhomes, work, football, politics, and the weather.
See you soon pusser
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