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roifromnwales

3 vultures sat on a tree branch. they 'd had nothing for days and were very hungry. 1st says I'll go off to the right and have a scout, see if |I can find anything and off he goes. 2 hours later he comes back and says nothing. the 2nd one says OK I'll go off to the left and scout round that way and off he went. 3 hours later he comes back and says Nothing.
the 3rd says ok I'll go that way and have a look. 15 minutes later he is back with blood all over his beak. the others get all excited and ask where?
where?
he points with his wing and says "see that tree there on the horizon". they peer off into the distance and finally say "yes I can just see it"
"Well I flamin didn't "says number 3