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A few one liners
440623 PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:25 pm Thank this member for this postReply with quote
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Exactly were you left him?

If at first you don’t succeed,
Don’t take up skydiving.

How do you get a one armed Irish man down from a tree?
Waive to him.

What did the Irishman name his zebra?
Spot.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the door.

What’s got four legs and no ears?
Mike Tyson’s dog.

A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin."
His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Re: A few one liners
440634 PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:39 pm Thank this member for this postReply with quote
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tiderus wrote:
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Exactly were you left him?

If at first you don’t succeed,
Don’t take up skydiving.

How do you get a one armed Irish man down from a tree?
Waive to him.

What did the Irishman name his zebra?
Spot.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the door.

What’s got four legs and no ears?
Mike Tyson’s dog.

A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin."
His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


Hi tiderus,

The ones about the Irish submarine, and Mike Tyson's dog were my favourites.

Excellent. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Jock.

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