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tiderus

There were 2 Aussies in a pub discussing their sex lives.

One bloke says to the other, "How's your sex life mate?"

The other bloke says, "Not too good. Every time me and the missus
Have sex, she loses interest half way through. It's very frustrating."

The first bloke says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have the
Same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol under the
bed.
When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter
Pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and

Couldn’t get enough. I wish I'd done it years ago."

The other bloke says, "OK, I think I'll try that."

The next day they are back in the pub again.

The first bloke says, how did you get on with the starter pistol?"

The other bloke says, "Struth mate! Don't talk to me about starter
Pistols!
Last night we were having sex in the 69 position. As usual,
she lost interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol,
Just like you said."

The first bloke says, "So what happened?"

The other bloke says, "She bit my c-ck off, shat in my face,
And a man Came out of the wardrobe with his hands up!"