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Mickyc not deserve spading, him from Mansfield Woodhouse where Mrs SDA and I were lusting after Hymlers yesterday. Him maybe a Hymler trechie in disguise or better yet from the very excellent chippie.
You never know when you might want either
Anyway I don't think your spade will stand the strain with all of us lot on the list.
SDA
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Apparently it was just you with the lusting Mrs SDA was a bit complacent specially after bungee jumping from bedski!
Think she may need working on and obviously she not very well at moment so lots of TLC needed. She may then be in receptive mood to view further hymlers!
BTW had to a look at your intended vanski and its a very tidy specimen whats its payload?
Apparently it was just you with the lusting Mrs SDA was a bit complacent specially after bungee jumping from bedski!
Think she may need working on and obviously she not very well at moment so lots of TLC needed. She may then be in receptive mood to view further hymlers!
BTW had to a look at your intended vanski and its a very tidy specimen whats its payload?
It's the Maxi chassis with 3900kg max weight and as far as I can tell the max payload is 860kg so even if Mrs SDA includes the obligatory vase of flowers we should be OK
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Why is that all the ladies spend 50% of the time telling us men that they are expert multitaskers and enjoy doing this and the other 50% of the time telling us that they are warn out by overwork.
(I have already ducked down to avoid all the flack)
My pet hate is window cleaning and my wife's pet hates are window cleaning and ironing.
I think if I was on my own I would first sleep in my clothes after washing as I think they look a little better than when they come out of the tumble dryer on full heat.
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Oldun is either p***ed or has an urgent death wish
I cleaned most of our windows yesterday (with crumpled newspaper is best),
however french doors with glass down to floor level and two bearded collies don't mix. The nose prints are back already
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