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MandyandDave

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God; "Lord, I have a problem."
Whats up Eve?
"Lord I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Well, why is that Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord I am lonely and sick of apples."
Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution, I shall create a bloke for you,"
"Whats a bloke, Lord?
"This bloke will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego, and an inability to empathies or listen to you properly.All in all, he'll give you a really hard time.But he'll be bigger and faster, and more muscular than you.He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting, and not all that bad in the sack."
"sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well you can have him on ONE condition," says God."Because of his tender ego, you will have to let him think I made him first...Just remember, its our little secret...YOU KNOW WOMAN TO WOMAN.".. Shocked

Anonymous

Well, that seems to account quite adequately for the fact we have about one big disaster a month in this world.