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MrGrumpy

A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary
> > and after some deliberation decide on their local
> > Chinese restaurant. They peruse the
> > menu and finally agree to share the chef's special
> > chicken surprise.
> >
> >
> > The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded
> > cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to start in
> > on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount
> > and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking
> > around before the lid slams back down.
> >
> > 'Jesus, did you see that?' she asks her husband.
> > He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot.
> >
> > He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and again
> > he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it
> > firmly slams back down.
> >
> > Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, says what
> > is happening and demands an explanation.
> >
> > 'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?'
> >
> > 'We both chose the same', he replies, 'the chicken
> > surprise' 'Oh I do apologize, this is my fault' says
> > the waiter.....
> >
> > 'I've brought you the Peking duck'

bsb2000

We liked that - Thanks

overthehill

Arggghhhhhh!!!!!! Brick wall

Gill

bigfoot

I had a chicken meal in a Chinese restaurant. It was awful, I called the waiter over and told him my chicken was rubbery, he said "thank you I'll tell the chef!"

Drummer

[quote:d41abb360e="Bigfoot"]I had a chicken meal in a Chinese restaurant. It was awful, I called the waiter over and told him my chicken was rubbery, he said "thank you I'll tell the chef!"[/quote:d41abb360e]

Arthur Askey (1943) Laughing

kazbill

The old ones are the best they say Very Happy

Karen

bigfoot

Before your very eyes-IIIIIIIIII thank you.
He came from Liverpool just over the water from me in Wirral.