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Tired of constantly being broke, and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a
young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large
insurance policy on his wife (with himself as the beneficiary), and
arranging to have her killed.
A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld
figure, who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband
that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was 5,000 quid. The
husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't
have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie
insisted on being paid SOMETHING up front.
The man opened up his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that
rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to
accept the quid as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local
Sainsbury's. There, he surprised her in the produce department, and
proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor
unsuspecting woman drew her last breath, and slumped to the floor, the
manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene.
Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to
strangle the produce manager as well.
Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden
cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately
called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave
the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the
sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless
husband. And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline
declared:
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