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A man, approaching several ladies of night, was quoted a price of £100 until he at last found one who asked for £50.
"Why do you charge half the price of the others?" the man asked.
"Well" says the lady, "It's because I have no womb."
"I'm sorry" the man replies, "But why should that make a difference?
"It's because we will have to do it up against the waylings."
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