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A man walks into the pub dragging a cabbage on the end of a length of string. He buys a pint, settles down on a stool with the cabbage on the floor beside him. Eventually the barman says
"why have you come in here with a cabbage on the end of a piece of string?"
the man replies
"CABBAGE?????" The man in the shop told me it was a cauli! (Collie)
Sorry but at least it's one you can tell the kids
Gill
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