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28579 PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:31 pm Thank this member for this postReply with quote
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The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I

Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do

So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast Embarassed

I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart Shocked

I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow! !
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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28578 PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:45 pm Thank this member for this postReply with quote
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I think I may go and try that... Embarassed Sounds good.
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Mad After your last post pusser think you'll be kicked into touch, and a good kick too!!!!! Laughing Laughing Wink

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Pusser you must seek some guidance and help from Helenb, she is the expert in that FIELD, everyone else PAILS into insignificance! Rolling Eyes

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M&D P AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Rolling Eyes LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEESE!!!!! don't encourage him!

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