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A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a cup of coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I won! I won! I won a motor home, I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I won A motor home, I won a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I won a motor home, I won a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
______________________________________________________________ "A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond." (Don van Vliet)
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