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A middle-aged woman, in hospital after a heart attack, had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked 'Is my time up?'
'No,' said God. 'You have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
She recovered very quickly from surgery, but decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and whiten her teeth - with so much more time ahead, she was going to make the most of it!
But then - tragedy!
Crossing the street on her way home from hospital, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years! Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'
God replied,
Scoll down
again
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again
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again
'Sorry,
didn't recognize you.'
MHS...Rob
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