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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:10 am

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

their feet smell

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Re: Animal crackers

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:45 am

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bandaid wrote:

their feet smell

Rubbish.

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Re: Animal crackers

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:16 am

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bandaid wrote:

Why do giraffes have long necks?

their feet smell

I always thought it was for spitting on BURNING elephants!

But what do I know eh? Rolling Eyes

Sue

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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:50 am

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Adrian - have you nothing better to do? Wink

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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:08 pm

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Can someone pm Nuke to get Bandaid barred for a while for this one? Shocked

Ginge

PS Where did Julius Cesear keep his armies?

Up his sleevies!!

Yes I know it's terrible - I'll barr myself for a while Embarassed

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:55 pm

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Gerald, I have nothing better to do,

also, I already got me coat.

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