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MandyandDave

An elderly couple, Margaret and Charles, are on holiday in California.

Charles always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He walks into the their room and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "No."

Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING
DOWN,MARGARET?"

"No". She replies.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

"Should'a bought a hat, Charles. Should'a bought a hat."
Laughing

Chanstar

Somewhere at the back of my mind, I have a vague recollection of this process. Perhaps she should have shouted "attention"

Ian