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A beautiful young woman walks up to a cowboy sitting at the bar.
Are you a real cowboy? she asks.
Well, said the cowboy, I spend all day, every day, breaking horses, herding cattle, roping, branding, mending fences, repairing saddles......so I guess you could say I'm a real cowboy.
The girl says, I'm a lesbian........I spend all day, every day thinking about women, making love to women, being with women I think of nothing but women.
A second woman comes into the bar and walks up to the cowboy and says....
Are you a real cowboy?....
The cowboy replies......Well I always thought I was, but I've just found out I'm a lesbian.
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Ya! I know, used think I was a salesman once! Now I think I'm retired & all along I've just been looking for a boiler suit & comfortable shoes!
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