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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars ( $20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
SHE QUICKLY PICKED UP THE DICE AND ASKED IF SHE COULD KEEP THE LUCKY
DICE,
FOR GOOD LUCK.
THE DEALERS SAID "OF COURSE".
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb.............. but all men are.....men!!
______________________________________________________________ Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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