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71514 PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:29 pm Thank this member for this postReply with quote
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being
a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to
get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't
have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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Still tickles me everytime I hear/read it, nice one R
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