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You know you've spent too much time in your motorhome when :

(1) While out wild camping you order a pizza from the local pizza hut to be sent to the house your camped outside and intercept the delivery boy at the gate to pick it up.

(2) Book the firm to do the carpet cleaning and, when they say there's a £40 call out charge, ask for it to be knocked off the bill, as you'll bring round the carpets yourself.

(3) Complain to Sainsburys about the uneven surface of their car park because the shower tray won't empty.

(4) You forget to take the dog when you upsticks and the dog finds your next camping spot instead of trying to go back to your house.

(5) The razer blades in your house are so old you cut yourself shaving every morning because all your new replacement blades are in the motorhome.

(6) You take your motorhome into town to pick up the dry cleaning as you can hang it up in the wardrobe without the creasing.

(7) After going on a training course up north for the firm, the boss congratulates for having the lowest hotel bill, but the following day you get sent to the accounts department to explain the fuel bill.

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You own a motorhome with a cab top bed, meet a new girlfriend, and find that making love is not quite the same without your bum hitting the ceiling.

(9) Your girlfriend never complains about leaving the toilet seat up but shouts at you for not folding away the sink.

(10) You suddenly realise that you can only eat in restaurants where the car park doesn't have height barriers.

(11) You're the ones on the remote beach in the middle of nowhere with six chairs, a table, two sunloungers, table, barbecue, microwave, and patio heater.

need I go on ?

Drifter

twooks · Last edited by twooks on Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:36 am; edited 1 time in total

yeah, good init!
Note: must give number 1 a try next time, better than going to the shop then driving like $%^^ to get back to the view over the harbour while the food is still hot.
Cool

Drifter

Don't try the Pizza one in Llandudno as the waiting time on the seafront parking is only 30mins. If the delivery is late, you might end up buying the occupants of the house a free pizza care of Twooks/Drifters.
Crying or Very sad

dodger148

Parking at Llandudno is unlimited if you move further along the front past Theatre then past next road junction.