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The teacher asked the class to draw a Christmas scene. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The little girl replied: "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said: But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied: "They will in a moment."
Priceless!
Congratulations to Shane from Manchester on winning the X Factor. I really wanted Andy to win. Apart from being an excellent vocalist, whenever I saw him on telly, it reminded me to put the the bins out.
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Modern people!
Since when has a shoot out been called an X factor?
I said, "Come back Shane! Mom & Dad need you! Come back Shane" It was bugger all to do with dustbins!
He killed Wilson, for shooting Stonewall, fair & square!
X factor? You modern wimmin!
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