I've abandoned my joke thread as I sometimes want to post different things. You are all invited to post your jokes etc here too. To kick it off. Getting rid of stress Walk barefoot – doing so stimulates pressure points on the soles, releasing the calming hormone dopamine.

Have just joined - my First Post < Does anyone have any experience in removing the water runes/staines that form below the front lower corner of the side windows.? Have tried polishing but without success. Has any one actually either painted over their graphics or remove old graphics and...

I was just about to take Motley out of the door this morning when my mobile made a very alarming noise, it was a practice alarm coming from The governments head office (I think that's what it is anyway, the Bundesamt it says) it was a practice warning signal going out to all mobile phones in...

Is this a common practice in the UK now, we used to laugh when we came here in 2005 when we saw everyone, almost, tucked up under a blanket while watching TV, when Heike and Jürgen are here I think the only thing they miss is their U shaped sofa and their blankets. Ebay sent me an email...

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