Here's a little secret for when you are having a BARBY (not the doll). It's all down to the heat when you start to cook ( fat spitting and flying everywhere). To control the heat. All you have to do is squirt at the coals with a spray bottle. This not only cools the flame, but also steams the food a little. Trust me, it works. 8)
BBQ...
BBQ, a real man's cooking...
It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill-beer in hand.
Here comes the important part.
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside the Motorhome to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
deals with the situation.
Important again .
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most of all.
(10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women............ :roll:
Dave
It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill-beer in hand.
Here comes the important part.
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside the Motorhome to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
deals with the situation.
Important again .
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most of all.
(10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women............ :roll:
Dave
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Here's a little secret for when you are having a BARBY (not the doll). It's all down to the heat when you start to cook ( fat spitting and flying everywhere). To control the heat. All you have to do is squirt at the coals with a spray bottle. This not only cools the flame, but also steams the food a little. Trust me, it works. 8)
8O WOW Pusser you should have had a Spray bottle handy. I would like to see the clip and probably so would others. We could always turn the sound down (just in case our ears were too sensetive to Swear words).
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