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Grandma's Birth Control Pills

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A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

At her next check up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realised she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs Smith, do you realise these pills are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.

"Yes dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
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