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89897 · 2003-11-22

Just a note to introduce meself Relative newbie to the motorhome thing - spent the summer resisting the urge to land a £22k debt by splurging out on some hymer huge mobile that I haven't got the space to store, and settled on a '86 Talbot Express Camelot that I could afford and park, once the rain returned. Making as much use of it at weekends and holidays as the dank Welsh weather will allow, and dreaming of France and fulltiming it. Already have an overdeveloped love of red wine and unpasteurised cheese and staying away from the busier parts of the world! Respect to those who: are fulltiming it already submit details of wild camping locations convert their own campers and mhomes from vans will give up proper beds and hotel rooms for what campers have to offer (wifey is first on the list here!) Trying to summon the nerve to take the kids out of school and take their education upon ourselves for a year's trial. :idea: Anyone here got any experience of that? All the best to you spirited folks Julian

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· #3 · Jan 4, 2016

I wonder what happened to Julian, no staying power some folk >:0

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· #5 · Jan 4, 2016

tugboat said:
You bored, Kev, dredging that up?

Go make Liz a casserole, or at least take her a cuppa in bed.

I made her a brew about 5:20 she has taken her son to work, will be back later, wot you doing up anyway, did you wet the bed again.

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This post is meant for entertainment purposes only. Your mileage may vary. Do not try this at home. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. For off-road use only. Slippery when wet. Batteries not included. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle, heavy equipment, or any vehicle, especially the newer Fiat ones. Videos may be too intense for some viewers and children under 30 years of age. Please remain seated until the post has come to a complete stop. I am not a professional, I have no training, I'm not even particularly good at horse whispering. Don't believe everything that you know. Please keep your hands in the vehicle at all times. Do not tap on glass. Do not eat anything that has been on the floor for more than 3 days. Keep your hands to yourself. Not to be taken internally. Reproduction is strictly prohibited. Always wear underwear. Poster does not carry cash. Objects in mirrors are further than they appear. Don't eat yellow snow.

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· #7 · Jan 4, 2016

tugboat said:
Nah, the sloshing in my incontinence pants woke me up. I hate getting up in the dark.

Yeah me too, can never find the damned sink >

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This post is meant for entertainment purposes only. Your mileage may vary. Do not try this at home. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. For off-road use only. Slippery when wet. Batteries not included. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle, heavy equipment, or any vehicle, especially the newer Fiat ones. Videos may be too intense for some viewers and children under 30 years of age. Please remain seated until the post has come to a complete stop. I am not a professional, I have no training, I'm not even particularly good at horse whispering. Don't believe everything that you know. Please keep your hands in the vehicle at all times. Do not tap on glass. Do not eat anything that has been on the floor for more than 3 days. Keep your hands to yourself. Not to be taken internally. Reproduction is strictly prohibited. Always wear underwear. Poster does not carry cash. Objects in mirrors are further than they appear. Don't eat yellow snow.

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· #9 · Jan 4, 2016

tugboat said:
How the heck do you empty your incontinence pants in the sink?

Dirty boy.

Stand on a buffet, or stool to you, sit on the drainer, and swing your legs round, and down, then undo the legs, or stick a spoon handle under the elastic bit.

My brother got a divorce for something similar akcherly, when he came home drunk he couldn't get to pee in the kitchen sink for all the mucky pots >

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I'll get me coat.

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