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Two nuns, Sister Carol and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their motorhome. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a diminutive vampire jumps onto the front and hisses at them through the windscreen.

"Quick, quick!!" shouts Sister Carol. "What shall I do?" "Turn the windscreen wipers on; that will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Carol switches them on, which knocks the vampire about, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windscreen washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

The vampire steams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again. "Now what?" shouts Sister Carol. "Show him your Cross," says Sister Helen.

Sister Carol opens the window and shouts: "GET OFF MY F***ING WINDSCREEN!!"
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