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An unemployed banker buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for
wool and start a new business. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.



The banker doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.



The banker hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

So, he loads the sheep into his Porsche, drives them out into the woods,
has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.



Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Porsche again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
and goes to bed exhausted.


Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.

Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day banging the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.



The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window.. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.


'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Porsche……..
and one of them is beeping the horn.'
 

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Kev_n_Liz said:
An unemployed banker buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for
wool and start a new business. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The banker doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The banker hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

So, he loads the sheep into his Porsche, drives them out into the woods,
has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Porsche again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.

Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day banging the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window.. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Porsche……..
and one of them is beeping the horn.'
I like your sence of humour.
try these.
Patrick and Mick went to london to donate sperm,it was a total disaster,Patrick missed the tube,and Mick came on the bus!!!

Sean was driving along when he saw Fergal rowing a boat across a cornfield,he shouted to him its bl****** idiots like you that get us a bad name,i would come across there and give you a bl****good hiding, if i could swim.!!!
cheers,
Peter Kean.
 
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