This made me smile this morning...

GMJ · 2022-05-23

Quite ingenious I thought... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-61541224 :smile2:

Pudsey_Bear

· #3 · May 23, 2022

Nice one.

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· #6 · May 26, 2022

Which dumb fecker set it to go live though, not the trainee I expect, but they are rubbish though.

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· #28 · 11 mo ago

Lovely, glad they were rescued.

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· #29 · 11 mo ago

raynipper said:
Just the opposite Jean.

Ray.

Okay!! so what's wrong with Jean, why are you not thinking about her?

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· #32 · 11 mo ago

I like the one after, very clever. Not good on twotter.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1541444791535161345

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· #46 · 11 mo ago

Like there isn't enough crap up there already.

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· #48 · 11 mo ago

Photoshopped probably.

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· #124 · 9 mo ago

Absotively wonderful thanks Terry

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· #129 · 9 mo ago

A country of phick phuckers

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· #161 · 8 mo ago

I named my son after a tasty snack - other mums think I’m bonkers but I love it

PAULINE and Maxwell Bacon, 32 and 31, from East London served up a treat when they announced the name of their first son. Theodore (Teddy) Smokey Bacon was born last year and hospitality business d…

www.the-sun.com

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· #163 · 8 mo ago

How boring would that be though.

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· #203 · 8 mo ago

Watch it on your drive as it rusts away, I prefer either of the two previous model.

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· #210 · 8 mo ago

What a load of Bullocks

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· #215 · 8 mo ago

Tuk Tuk Look you will be the cry from the scrotes as they walk away.

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· #217 · 8 mo ago

Is that right, maybe they used to use it then exported it

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· #218 · 8 mo ago

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· #220 · 8 mo ago

Shucks!! you are too kind Sir.

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· #223 · 8 mo ago

Never liked that model, the one before it was much nicer and the one before that was nice too.

Nice tits if they are real.

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· #224 · 8 mo ago

Her kids wouldn't starve anyway.

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· #240 · 7 mo ago

raynipper said:
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