[Pudsey_Bear]

Probably more than is wise Dave, but the whole thing start to finish I suppose, Pm if it gets a bit gory, I could look on YouTube, but when I did that for the biopsy I regretted it, I supose that is a starting point for the amount of "discomfort" though.

 

[claypigeon]

Prostates

Right then i will try to explain the procedure. First of all i was peeing very slowly i had several different tests the final one was the camera and film crew the good part was they were pleasing to the eye (3 females) so there i was lay on a bed and one of them says lift up your gown, embarrasing most definately, without going into graphic detail she numbed percy then went exploring.
About a month later the urologist told me i needed the turp 3 years later i agreed to have it done, iwent to hospital on date given told to sit in waiting area with 5 other men this was 10 in morning 4 in afternoon nurse says we have a bed for you good i thought this is usualy the hard part then i was told the op wasnt going to happen that day to say i was pi****d off is an understatment.
I went back 3 weeks later had an epidural and it was done, peeing afterwards was uncomfortable but i have to say none of it was painfull only a bit embarasing which after a while even that goes away.
Any questions please ask and i will try and answer them.

Dave

Hi kev didnt this post satisfy your curiosity.

 

[claypigeon]

If you like pm me your phone number i find it easier to explain talking to someone rather than typing.

Dave

 

[aldra]

What i meant by embarrasing was getting percy out in front of 3 women (1 18yr old 1 about 30 and 1 about45.
But it does wear off after a while. The embarresment i mean.

As a nurse

I have to say

Once you've seen one you've seen them all

And as a women giving birth

The whole thing is seen, many times

It's just a bit of body, no different to a head,a leg ,with a specific fuction

We confuse the emotions of love etc when we use it

But that's in the head not the penis

I doubt the penis or the vagina fall in love with anyone

I doubt they even care

Maybe we should blame the Garden of Eden

For displaying our nakedness

Where are those fig leaves ?

Sandra

 

[raynipper]

Something must happen Sandra or there would be no arousal.

Ray.

 

[aldra]

Of course something happens

Remind me what it is Ray?

Sadly we’ve both forgotten becaus of cancer etc

It’s an organ which goes wrong , just as a heart ect does

And when it goes wrong no amount of love rectifies it

We are governed by our physiology

Not always by our heart

It’s an organ

No need to be embarrass when it fails

Sandra

 

[patp]

It's those bloomin' hormones.........

 

[rayrecrok]

It's those bloomin' hormones.........

I'm swimmin in wimmin hormones and can understand why you get the sudden headaches:wink2:.. Never mind they are doing me good I am still talking bollacks and my tits are coming along nicely.. But I can still reverse the car which is a bit of a worry!..
I must still have some totestorone testerone err male hormones left..

ray.

 

[patp]

Oi! I can reverse a car, so don't go casting aspertions, assertions, or whatever, on my driving. Chris bought me a little A35 van when I was learning to drive. I was made to drive it around the stable yard where I kept my horse and reverse it into tight parking places. Once I could do that he let me drive his Corsair

 

[JanHank]

We are glad we made the best of things while they worked :laugh:, its 10 years now since it packed up completely, no other reason than the enlarged prostate.
It used to worry Hans a lot, he still finds it hard to accept, but I tell him we still have each other, we do most things we used to do before and we certainly couldn´t be as agile, energetic or acrobatic :wink2: as we used to be what with back pain, replacement hips, stiffening joints-- and a pacemaker to boot. As we get older its nice to remember the good times though.

By the way ray, I have seen some men with boobs a few women would be jealous of and I don't think they are taking female hormones :grin2:

 

[JanHank]

Forgot to say I picked up his new anti-bionics today, Unacid, never heard of them before.
And here is a turn up for the books, because I thought my pee had a strange smell I just took a sample for the nurse to test and guess what, its been sent to the laboratory for further testing.

 

[Pudsey_Bear]

You'll be rotting from the inside out like the rest of us Gerty.

 

[raynipper]

My pee only smells after asparagus and coffee.

Ray.

 

[Pudsey_Bear]

Hi kev didnt this post satisfy your curiosity.

Right then i will try to explain the procedure. First of all i was peeing very slowly i had several different tests the final one was the camera and film crew the good part was they were pleasing to the eye (3 females) so there i was lay on a bed and one of them says lift up your gown, embarrasing most definately, without going into graphic detail she numbed percy then went exploring.
About a month later the urologist told me i needed the turp 3 years later i agreed to have it done, iwent to hospital on date given told to sit in waiting area with 5 other men this was 10 in morning 4 in afternoon nurse says we have a bed for you good i thought this is usualy the hard part then i was told the op wasnt going to happen that day to say i was pi****d off is an understatment.
I went back 3 weeks later had an epidural and it was done, peeing afterwards was uncomfortable but i have to say none of it was painfull only a bit embarasing which after a while even that goes away.
Any questions please ask and i will try and answer them.

Dave

More or less Dave, just curious as the how the gave the jab, did the pre numb it like at the dentists? and the size of the camera, it's a tiny hole.

 

[aldra]

We are glad we made the best of things while they worked :laugh:, its 10 years now since it packed up completely, no other reason than the enlarged prostate.
It used to worry Hans a lot, he still finds it hard to accept, but I tell him we still have each other, we do most things we used to do before and we certainly couldn´t be as agile, energetic or acrobatic :wink2: as we used to be what with back pain, replacement hips, stiffening joints-- and a pacemaker to boot. As we get older its nice to remember the good times though.

By the way ray, I have seen some men with boobs a few women would be jealous of and I don't think they are taking female hormones :grin2:

I bet you don't have three tits though

When Albert had his lymph nodes removed

Under his arm a huge swelling of lymph occurred

They drained 1 1/2 litres

But a very nice tit remains to this day, slap bang in the middle of it is a mole >

Eat your heart out Ray , only two what a failure ?:grin2:

Sandra:wink2:

 

[claypigeon]

More or less Dave, just curious as the how the gave the jab, did the pre numb it like at the dentists? and the size of the camera, it's a tiny hole.

First off they numbed the area where the lumber puncture was going to be that was the only thing that made me take a sharp lntake of breath . As for the camera it was about the same diameter as a pencil , but they did numb percy first ,when i was lay on the bed with the 3 camera crew in the room the 30year old told me to lift up my gown she then approached me with a syringe in her hand, whats that for i said she replied it was to numb percy oh i said fortunately no needles were involved she squirted the contents in the only hole available and then held percy with her thumb over the end untill it went numb after that i didnt feel a thing only embarassment no pain whatsoever.

Dave

 

[raynipper]

Oh, I'm cringing at the thought.

Ray.

 

[JanHank]

Just think what my poor boy has to suffer every 6 weeks when the catheter is changed. He is very brave.

 

[claypigeon]

Dont you just love getting old!

 

[JanHank]

When we think about friends who didn't make it past 55 we are very glad we are getting old.